If I Were In Charge Of The World

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel rainy days,
all soccer games,
sad feelings, and also
incompetent people.

If I were in charge of the world
there'd be fall weather 24/7,
a Starbucks on every corner, and
baseball season would last all year.

If I were in charge of the world
you wouldn't have Cubs fans.
You wouldn't have bad drivers.
You wouldn't have delayed flights.
Or "Hillary for President."
You wouldn't even have Hillary running.

If I were in charge of the world
a chai tea latte would be a vegetable.
All Chick-fil-a's would be open on Sunday.
and a person who sometimes forgets to brush their hair
and sometimes forgets to think before they speak
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.